Ick.. Not sick all winter and now this. No fair...

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Bill Cosby

Yes!!!!!!, :)

Knows he isnt going to make father of the year anytime soon.

So tired of self important people feeling nervous that I am around because the pychosis in their head tells them I mean them harm. nottoday

Into every life some rain must fall.
Usually when your car windows are down.

Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.

RT GreatestQuotes: "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

Met a lady by the name of Edgie Bottom today, its the truth I saw her name plate on her desk.

Thanks to Mr. Vickery Huntington, IN. Great 9th grade science teacher. THANKATEACHER

If actions speak louder than words, why can't I hear mimes?

My wife is a college graduate

It is absolutly packed in here! still 20 minutes till it starts and people are still rolling in.

Masterson is pitching during commencement, hope they have it on the big screen, lol