Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

Met a lady by the name of Edgie Bottom today, its the truth I saw her name plate on her desk.

Thanks to Mr. Vickery Huntington, IN. Great 9th grade science teacher. THANKATEACHER

If actions speak louder than words, why can't I hear mimes?

My wife is a college graduate

It is absolutly packed in here! still 20 minutes till it starts and people are still rolling in.

Masterson is pitching during commencement, hope they have it on the big screen, lol