Wednesday, June 22, 2011


Still can not believe that I haven't found a job. Currently trying to find different ways to make money, including selling my friendship on E-bay, got me on the Tonight Show. Headed to bed so I can start again tomorrow. :)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Pretty bad when your ice cream melts faster than you can eat it because the house is 90 degrees

Monday, June 6, 2011

"I never change, I simply become more myself." - Joyce Carol Oates

Friday, June 3, 2011

Big fight just happened in my driveway,a bluejay was attacked by a couple cardinals.The wrens flew in to watch, never seen anything like it.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Ick.. Not sick all winter and now this. No fair...

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Bill Cosby
Yes!!!!!!, :)

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Knows he isnt going to make father of the year anytime soon.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

So tired of self important people feeling nervous that I am around because the pychosis in their head tells them I mean them harm. nottoday

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Into every life some rain must fall.
Usually when your car windows are down.
Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.
RT GreatestQuotes: "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.
Met a lady by the name of Edgie Bottom today, its the truth I saw her name plate on her desk.
Thanks to Mr. Vickery Huntington, IN. Great 9th grade science teacher. THANKATEACHER

Monday, May 2, 2011

If actions speak louder than words, why can't I hear mimes?

Sunday, May 1, 2011

My wife is a college graduate
It is absolutly packed in here! still 20 minutes till it starts and people are still rolling in.
Masterson is pitching during commencement, hope they have it on the big screen, lol

Friday, April 29, 2011

We know that we have passed from death to life, because we love our brothers. Anyone who does not love remains in death. 1 John 2:23
In all this, Job did not sin by charging God with the wrongdoing. Job 1:22

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

RT @GreatestQuotes: "If you have accomplished all that you have planned for yourself, you have not planned enough." - Meddigo Message

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Kelsey Rey was great
Pretty sick of the Royal Wedding coverage, can hardly wait for the Royal Honeymoon videos to find their way to the internet dontjudgeme
Waiting in line to get premium choir tickets.

Monday, April 25, 2011

I must say you really have an open mind. And a mouth to match.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Headed to Memorial hospital to be with my sister for awhile, my nephew is having heart surgery today. 18 years old please pray

Thursday, April 21, 2011

I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. (Isaiah 41:10)
The tomb is empty so that our lives are not.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

To overcome my fear of public speaking, I picture myself naked.
Your Father knoweth what things you have need of before you ask Him. (Matthew 6:8)
Sitting in the fridge, I mean my car waiting for Jon to get out of choir, didnt want to waste any gas going to the library for an hour
Don't think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I applied for a new lease on life but I didn't pass the credit check.
About to give blood for the first time

Monday, April 18, 2011

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." Roald Dahl
I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth. (3 John 1:2)

Friday, April 15, 2011

Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord and has made the Lord his hope and confidence. (Jeremiah 17:7)
Let us love, not in word or speech, but in truth and action. (I John 3:18)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

High school flashback. "I'd like $5.32 worth of gas on pump 2 please" back then that would last for a few days, now it might last 2day.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

I came that you may have and enjoy life and have it in abundance, until it overflows. (John 10:10)
And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out his love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom he has given us. Romans 5:5

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
"The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes." - Benjamin Disraeli
"At high tide the fish eat ants; at low tide the ants eat fish." - Thai Proverb :

Monday, April 11, 2011

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
In summary, my life is a white button down shirt at an all you can eat spaghetti buffet

Sunday, April 10, 2011

"When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen." - Arland Gilbert
"I before E, except after C." Disproved by science.
Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?

Saturday, April 9, 2011

You're only young once. If you act like a fool after that, you're gonna need a new excuse.
Getting ready to do some editing :)

Friday, April 8, 2011

"Sometimes you have to move backward to get a step forward." - Amar Gopal Bose
"We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained." Marie Curie

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

They that sow in tears shall reap joy. (Psalms 126:5)
"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work." - Mark Twain
I like to stand in phone booths and talk on my cell phone.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." - Erin Majors
"I was thinking of disecting the fetus in the cadaver, but I am not sure how rigamortis is going to affect it."
Its amazing the conversations you hear in the science building at BethelCollege, who knew there weredead people here. FREAKY, Waiting on B
"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser." - John W. Gardner
Busy morning and early afternoon and already the devil is trying to discourage me. Get behind me satan, I have Christ on my side.

Monday, April 4, 2011

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Law
"Never to suffer would be never to have been blessed." Edgar Allen Poe

Sunday, April 3, 2011

A fool and his money are soon married.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Sometimes l question my sanity - occasionally it replies.

Friday, April 1, 2011

"You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself." - Zig Ziglar
"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." - Henry Ford

Monday, March 7, 2011

Never thought I would walk into a store and ask where the panyhose are, new adventures on this Monday

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
@GreatestQuotes: "Life's Tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin

Saturday, March 5, 2011

So how long do I have to sit on these Cadbury Eggs before the Peeps hatch?

Friday, March 4, 2011

Dealing with frustration and depression today. Guess its been a month so I was due.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Waiting at Penn for the fine arts festival and then going home to see who is being voted off of Idol

Monday, February 28, 2011

GreatestQuotes: "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Plato

Sunday, February 27, 2011

funnyoneliners: What I need are problems I can eat my way out of.
If the worship band keeps sounding like this we need a mosh pit. Praise the Lord

Friday, February 25, 2011

GreatestQuotes: "I want to be all used up when I die." - George Bernard Shaw
funnyoneliners: Sometimes, work can be stressful. Especially for people that work with me.
Hello winter? You suck, just saying
Hello winter? You such, just sayin'

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Praying ... Just praying! Lots going on, please join me.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently." - William A. Ward

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The snow is pretty heavy this time
Tend your mind like a garden. Plant and nurture positive thoughts; treat negativity like weeds.
GreatestQuotes: "People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be." - Abraham Lincoln
GreatestQuotes: "You may delay, but time will not." - Benjamin Franklin

Sunday, February 20, 2011

GreatestQuotes: "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.
If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." - Sir Winston Churchill
Opportunity knocks once, temptation leans on the doorbell.#borrowed
Ug, its starting to snow

Saturday, February 19, 2011

GreatestQuotes: "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman
Go Bethel, women at home, men on the road at Taylor.

Friday, February 18, 2011

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Law
"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." George Patton.
@GreatestQuotes: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss
If we do what we CAN do, God will do what we cannot! -Joyce Meyer

Saturday, February 12, 2011

@GreatestQuotes: "When all is said and done, success without happiness is the worst kind of failure." - Louis Binstock
@GreatestQuotes: "It's always too soon to quit." - Norman Vincent Peale

Friday, February 11, 2011

@GreatestQuotes: "It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success." - David Feherty

Thursday, February 10, 2011

@GreatestQuotes: "We must travel in the direction of our fear." - John Berryman#quote
GreatestQuotes: "A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." - Jim Watkins

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Its a good thing we dont get out of life alive, I have 2 teens that want to see me gone soon. Simple instructions need to be followed
@GreatestQuotes: "Never mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden
@GreatestQuotes: "Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain
@GreatestQuotes: "Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble." - John Madden

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

GreatestQuotes: "The best way to teach people is by telling a story." - Kenneth Blanchard
"Let us run with endurance the race that is set before us." (Hebrews 12:1) bible
Shoot me NOW!!!!!
GreatestQuotes: "Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will." - Zig Ziglar

Monday, February 7, 2011

@GreatestQuotes: "Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change." - Confucius
@GreatestQuotes: "If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse." - Jim Rohn
I am serious...and don't call me Shirley

Sunday, February 6, 2011

@GreatestQuotes: "Nothing is more damaging to you than to do something that you believe is wrong." - Abraham
@GreatestQuotes: "The results you achieve will be in direct proportion to the effort you apply." - Denis Waitley.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

@funnyoneliners: This neighborhood watch program is never going to work if they keep shutting their curtains.
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. (Proverbs 27:17) bible
@GreatestQuotes: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi
@GreatestQuotes: "I believe that every person is born with talent." - Maya Angelou quote
@GreatestQuotes: "If you rest, you rust." - Helen Hayes quotes

Friday, February 4, 2011

@GreatestQuotes: "We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts." - Madeleine L'Engle quote
@GreatestQuotes: "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein quote
Preserve me, O God: for in Thee do I put my trust. (Psalms 16:1) bible
@GreatestQuotes: "Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible." - M.C. Escher quote

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Evidentially the mayor of Mishawaka wasnt out on the streets when he said they were all clear. Good help is hard to appoint
Do you ever get half way through eating a horse and think to yourself, "I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."
RT @OnlyJokes
"Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us." - Earl Nightingale quote
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein. quote
Carl Reiner: "A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." quote

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I have come to the conclusion that Sencies really stink.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God. (Romans 8:28) bible

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain. quote
The Lord is close to all who call on Him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. (Psalm 145:18) bible

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

You know you have Gods peace when stuff is falling apart and you aren't.... -Tony Evans.#quote
Proud of the Bethel Women for winning their game and the men for their effort with a team a foot taller and better record.lost by 5 not bad
Stop judging by mere appearances, and make a right judgement. (John 7:24) bible

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and it will be opened to you. (Matthew 7:7) bible

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Sarah Silverman: "Be the adult you dream your child may grow up to be." quote
Not a pretty game but proud of the Lady Pilots, was wondering if I punchev the St Frannie coach would I get in trouble. We lost 79 - 56.
"The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good." Ann Landers. quote

Friday, January 21, 2011

With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God. (Mark 10:27) bible

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

You can't build a foundation during a storm... Only before or after.
-Tony Evans quote
In thee, O Lord, do I put my trust; let me never be ashamed: deliver me in thy righteousness. (Psalms 31:1) bible
In my day of trouble I will call upon thee, for thou wilt answer me. (Psalms 86:7) bible

Sunday, January 16, 2011

I want to see Pete Carroll cry, keep it up Bears.
Never thought I would say this, go Bears, go Jets. Great day of football.
Kyle gets yo come home today!!!!! Praise the Lord. Still praying for them all to feel 100%

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Over at the inlaws, ceiling is falling from an ice dam on the roof. Jon is on the roof trying to break up the ice. When it rains it pours.
"Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep." Madonna. # quote
Lots of steals at the ladies Bethel basketball, now they need to use it to their advantage. Too many missed shots
And can you by worrying add a single hour to your span of life? (Luke 12:25) bible

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Trying to clear my head enough to teach little ones at church 2night. Someone will be getting wet! Lord guide my words. Supper, church,home
Floyd returning to Notre Dame.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Sometimes when God is silent, He says the most. Lord I long to hear your voice.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Headed home into the state of emergency county. Not looking forward to hitting all that snow.
Roads are a bit dicey today, praying for safe travels as we are headed out

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Be sure of this: The wicked will not go unpunished, but those who are righteous will go free. (Proverbs 11:21)#bible

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tell the heavens and earth to celebrate and sing! Command every mountain to join in song! (Isaiah 49:13) bible

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Those who are faithful in a very small matter are also faithful in greater matters. (Luke 10:16) bible
At church... Where are you? Did you know you can worship the Savior anywhere?

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might. (Ecclesiastes 9:10)#bible