wow

Still can not believe that I haven't found a job. Currently trying to find different ways to make money, including selling my friendship on E-bay, got me on the Tonight Show. Headed to bed so I can start again tomorrow. :)

Pretty bad when your ice cream melts faster than you can eat it because the house is 90 degrees

"I never change, I simply become more myself." - Joyce Carol Oates

Big fight just happened in my driveway,a bluejay was attacked by a couple cardinals.The wrens flew in to watch, never seen anything like it.

Ick.. Not sick all winter and now this. No fair...

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Bill Cosby

Yes!!!!!!, :)

Knows he isnt going to make father of the year anytime soon.

So tired of self important people feeling nervous that I am around because the pychosis in their head tells them I mean them harm. nottoday

Into every life some rain must fall.
Usually when your car windows are down.

Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.

RT GreatestQuotes: "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

Met a lady by the name of Edgie Bottom today, its the truth I saw her name plate on her desk.

Thanks to Mr. Vickery Huntington, IN. Great 9th grade science teacher. THANKATEACHER

If actions speak louder than words, why can't I hear mimes?

My wife is a college graduate

It is absolutly packed in here! still 20 minutes till it starts and people are still rolling in.

Masterson is pitching during commencement, hope they have it on the big screen, lol

We know that we have passed from death to life, because we love our brothers. Anyone who does not love remains in death. 1 John 2:23

In all this, Job did not sin by charging God with the wrongdoing. Job 1:22

RT @GreatestQuotes: "If you have accomplished all that you have planned for yourself, you have not planned enough." - Meddigo Message

Kelsey Rey was great

Pretty sick of the Royal Wedding coverage, can hardly wait for the Royal Honeymoon videos to find their way to the internet dontjudgeme

Waiting in line to get premium choir tickets.

I must say you really have an open mind. And a mouth to match.

Headed to Memorial hospital to be with my sister for awhile, my nephew is having heart surgery today. 18 years old please pray

I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. (Isaiah 41:10)

The tomb is empty so that our lives are not.

To overcome my fear of public speaking, I picture myself naked.

Your Father knoweth what things you have need of before you ask Him. (Matthew 6:8)

Sitting in the fridge, I mean my car waiting for Jon to get out of choir, didnt want to waste any gas going to the library for an hour

Don't think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.

I applied for a new lease on life but I didn't pass the credit check.

About to give blood for the first time

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." Roald Dahl

I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth. (3 John 1:2)

Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord and has made the Lord his hope and confidence. (Jeremiah 17:7)

Let us love, not in word or speech, but in truth and action. (I John 3:18)

High school flashback. "I'd like $5.32 worth of gas on pump 2 please" back then that would last for a few days, now it might last 2day.

I came that you may have and enjoy life and have it in abundance, until it overflows. (John 10:10)

And hope does not disappoint us, because God has poured out his love into our hearts by the Holy Spirit, whom he has given us. Romans 5:5

A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes." - Benjamin Disraeli

"At high tide the fish eat ants; at low tide the ants eat fish." - Thai Proverb :

"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney

In summary, my life is a white button down shirt at an all you can eat spaghetti buffet

"When we accept tough jobs as a challenge and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen." - Arland Gilbert

"I before E, except after C." Disproved by science.

Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?

You're only young once. If you act like a fool after that, you're gonna need a new excuse.

Getting ready to do some editing :)

"Sometimes you have to move backward to get a step forward." - Amar Gopal Bose

"We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained." Marie Curie

They that sow in tears shall reap joy. (Psalms 126:5)

"The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work." - Mark Twain

I like to stand in phone booths and talk on my cell phone.

"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." - Erin Majors

"I was thinking of disecting the fetus in the cadaver, but I am not sure how rigamortis is going to affect it."

Its amazing the conversations you hear in the science building at BethelCollege, who knew there weredead people here. FREAKY, Waiting on B

"Life is the art of drawing without an eraser." - John W. Gardner

Busy morning and early afternoon and already the devil is trying to discourage me. Get behind me satan, I have Christ on my side.

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Law

"Never to suffer would be never to have been blessed." Edgar Allen Poe

A fool and his money are soon married.

Sometimes l question my sanity - occasionally it replies.

"You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself." - Zig Ziglar

"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." - Henry Ford

Never thought I would walk into a store and ask where the panyhose are, new adventures on this Monday

Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

@GreatestQuotes: "Life's Tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin

So how long do I have to sit on these Cadbury Eggs before the Peeps hatch?

Dealing with frustration and depression today. Guess its been a month so I was due.

Waiting at Penn for the fine arts festival and then going home to see who is being voted off of Idol

GreatestQuotes: "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." - Plato

funnyoneliners: What I need are problems I can eat my way out of.

If the worship band keeps sounding like this we need a mosh pit. Praise the Lord

GreatestQuotes: "I want to be all used up when I die." - George Bernard Shaw

funnyoneliners: Sometimes, work can be stressful. Especially for people that work with me.

Hello winter? You suck, just saying

Hello winter? You such, just sayin'

Praying ... Just praying! Lots going on, please join me.

"Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently." - William A. Ward

The snow is pretty heavy this time

Tend your mind like a garden. Plant and nurture positive thoughts; treat negativity like weeds.

GreatestQuotes: "People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be." - Abraham Lincoln

GreatestQuotes: "You may delay, but time will not." - Benjamin Franklin

GreatestQuotes: "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you're always organizing things, you have OCD. If you're always eating things, you have OBCD.

"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." - Sir Winston Churchill

Opportunity knocks once, temptation leans on the doorbell.#borrowed

Ug, its starting to snow

GreatestQuotes: "It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S Truman

Go Bethel, women at home, men on the road at Taylor.

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." - Vernon Law

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." George Patton.

@GreatestQuotes: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

If we do what we CAN do, God will do what we cannot! -Joyce Meyer

@GreatestQuotes: "When all is said and done, success without happiness is the worst kind of failure." - Louis Binstock

@GreatestQuotes: "It's always too soon to quit." - Norman Vincent Peale

@GreatestQuotes: "It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success." - David Feherty

@GreatestQuotes: "We must travel in the direction of our fear." - John Berryman#quote

GreatestQuotes: "A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." - Jim Watkins

Its a good thing we dont get out of life alive, I have 2 teens that want to see me gone soon. Simple instructions need to be followed

@GreatestQuotes: "Never mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden

@GreatestQuotes: "Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

@GreatestQuotes: "Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble." - John Madden

GreatestQuotes: "The best way to teach people is by telling a story." - Kenneth Blanchard

"Let us run with endurance the race that is set before us." (Hebrews 12:1) bible

Shoot me NOW!!!!!

GreatestQuotes: "Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will." - Zig Ziglar

@GreatestQuotes: "Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change." - Confucius

@GreatestQuotes: "If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse." - Jim Rohn

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley

@GreatestQuotes: "Nothing is more damaging to you than to do something that you believe is wrong." - Abraham

@GreatestQuotes: "The results you achieve will be in direct proportion to the effort you apply." - Denis Waitley.

@funnyoneliners: This neighborhood watch program is never going to work if they keep shutting their curtains.

Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. (Proverbs 27:17) bible

@GreatestQuotes: "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi

@GreatestQuotes: "I believe that every person is born with talent." - Maya Angelou quote

@GreatestQuotes: "If you rest, you rust." - Helen Hayes quotes

@GreatestQuotes: "We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts." - Madeleine L'Engle quote

@GreatestQuotes: "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein quote

Preserve me, O God: for in Thee do I put my trust. (Psalms 16:1) bible

@GreatestQuotes: "Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible." - M.C. Escher quote

Evidentially the mayor of Mishawaka wasnt out on the streets when he said they were all clear. Good help is hard to appoint

Do you ever get half way through eating a horse and think to yourself, "I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."
RT @OnlyJokes

"Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us." - Earl Nightingale quote

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein. quote

Carl Reiner: "A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water." quote

I have come to the conclusion that Sencies really stink.

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God. (Romans 8:28) bible

"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain. quote

The Lord is close to all who call on Him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely. (Psalm 145:18) bible

You know you have Gods peace when stuff is falling apart and you aren't.... -Tony Evans.#quote

Proud of the Bethel Women for winning their game and the men for their effort with a team a foot taller and better record.lost by 5 not bad

Stop judging by mere appearances, and make a right judgement. (John 7:24) bible

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and it will be opened to you. (Matthew 7:7) bible

Sarah Silverman: "Be the adult you dream your child may grow up to be." quote

Not a pretty game but proud of the Lady Pilots, was wondering if I punchev the St Frannie coach would I get in trouble. We lost 79 - 56.

"The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good." Ann Landers. quote

With man this is impossible, but not with God; all things are possible with God. (Mark 10:27) bible

You can't build a foundation during a storm... Only before or after.
-Tony Evans quote

In thee, O Lord, do I put my trust; let me never be ashamed: deliver me in thy righteousness. (Psalms 31:1) bible

In my day of trouble I will call upon thee, for thou wilt answer me. (Psalms 86:7) bible

I want to see Pete Carroll cry, keep it up Bears.

Never thought I would say this, go Bears, go Jets. Great day of football.

Kyle gets yo come home today!!!!! Praise the Lord. Still praying for them all to feel 100%

Over at the inlaws, ceiling is falling from an ice dam on the roof. Jon is on the roof trying to break up the ice. When it rains it pours.

"Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep." Madonna. # quote

Lots of steals at the ladies Bethel basketball, now they need to use it to their advantage. Too many missed shots

And can you by worrying add a single hour to your span of life? (Luke 12:25) bible

Trying to clear my head enough to teach little ones at church 2night. Someone will be getting wet! Lord guide my words. Supper, church,home

Floyd returning to Notre Dame.

Sometimes when God is silent, He says the most. Lord I long to hear your voice.

Headed home into the state of emergency county. Not looking forward to hitting all that snow.

Roads are a bit dicey today, praying for safe travels as we are headed out

Be sure of this: The wicked will not go unpunished, but those who are righteous will go free. (Proverbs 11:21)#bible

Tell the heavens and earth to celebrate and sing! Command every mountain to join in song! (Isaiah 49:13) bible

Those who are faithful in a very small matter are also faithful in greater matters. (Luke 10:16) bible

At church... Where are you? Did you know you can worship the Savior anywhere?

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might. (Ecclesiastes 9:10)#bible