Knows he isnt going to make father of the year anytime soon.

So tired of self important people feeling nervous that I am around because the pychosis in their head tells them I mean them harm. nottoday

Into every life some rain must fall.
Usually when your car windows are down.

Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.

RT GreatestQuotes: "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

Rumors are the sauce of a dry life.

Met a lady by the name of Edgie Bottom today, its the truth I saw her name plate on her desk.